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« on: July 05, 2006, 09:27:11 PM »
I thought this was hilarious:

After 5 or 6 Messages with No Call Back:
Hi, _____, this is _____.  I'm calling because I'm beginning to worry about you.  I'm nervous that something bad may have happened to you.  I've left several messages and I've even dropped a note by your house.  It's so unlike you to not return my calls - are you okay?  I'm also worried that you may not be returning my calls because of this class we have booked.  Please don't worry about that ... I'm not!  I just want o know what you are okay.  Please call me!  Bye.  

Okay - can I just say? This is pathetic. First, it says to use this after 5 OR 6 MESSAGES have been left and not returned! hello?
This is MLM stalking at its finest. You pretend to be concerned that a piano might have suddenly fallen out of the sky onto your prey, and when they fall for this ploy and finally call you back - that's when they've got you! hahahahahahahahahaa

okay, and now I'm trying out another cool toy ;D
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« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2006, 09:30:27 PM »
SQUEEEEEEE    THIS IS SO KEWL!
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« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2006, 07:45:20 AM »
I remember this one. A classic from years back. It is pretty pathetic, isn't it?
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« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2006, 08:09:33 AM »
 :o HAHAHAHA that is really sad.

If someone left this on my machine I would be tempted to call back and leave a message. Hi this is ______.  Please check your local paper. If you haven't seen my name in there, you may assume that I am OK.

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« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2006, 11:31:51 PM »
I think I used something similar to that, only mine was "_____ you are so sharp! You need some pampering!" at the end. I even said it. EWW.
How the heck to you use this thing??
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« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2006, 11:34:25 PM »
I guess I figured it out lol

MK scripts are totally gay!
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« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2006, 08:31:20 AM »
The fact that you had the guts to use that script is amazing. I was SUCH an f'ing chicken about those scripts...they squicked me out. :(
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« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2006, 09:39:06 AM »
Hee, hee, yeah P.C. and I'm sure it totally sounded like I was reading, too. But I hated those dumb things. I thought I sounded like a retard, I'm sure I did. :(
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« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2006, 11:59:17 AM »
Quote from: Julie on July 06, 2006, 08:09:33 AM
:o HAHAHAHA that is really sad.

If someone left this on my machine I would be tempted to call back and leave a message. Hi this is ______.  Please check your local paper. If you haven't seen my name in there, you may assume that I am OK.

  wink

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!  ;D
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