and I can't stop 
Check this out  Imagine a bunch of it in BIG RED LETTERS:

Hello Superstars!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How would you like to GET AWAY for a weekend, or, just for a night??
 
Wouldn't it be nice just to GET AWAY from all the hustle & bustle of the holiday season ~ ~ Just you and some girlfriends far, far away from your daily responsibilities....filling your cup back up for the possibilities that the new year could bring.....
 
Well....your chance is NOW!!!!
 
You think that maybe everybody is too busy to help you right now with a challenge your Director has given you?
 
Or....
 
Maybe you just feel you are too busy to help yourself and your business right now (you know, with the holidays and all).....
 
Or...
 
Maybe you just aren't "interested" in team building....you really don't care to have team members...it's no big deal to you either way...
 
WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!! 
 
I want to offer YOU a chance to earn a GET AWAY with me in January to an undisclosed location....ON ME!
 
Trust me ~ ~ I will give you plenty of time to incorporate babysitting, dogsitting, or catsitting arrangements!!!!   But it will all be up to you to make it happen!
 
If you will cast out all of the "what if's" from your mind, get yourself out of the way, and just do it, the rewards for completing this challenging will be slammin'!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Complete 5 sharing appointments with me from - December 22nd -December 30th,  and YOU will EARN your TRIP with ME to an UNDISCLOSED LOCATION in the VERY NEAR FUTURE!!!!
 
Details regarding this GIRL GETAWAY will be disclosed the week of Christmas.....
 
SOOOOOO.........................
 
Get your ducks lined up NOW!  MAKE YOUR LIST OF WOMEN THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO CONTACT AND CHECK IT TWICE!!!!   Figure out who you would like to call and schedule your sharing appointments now for next week!
 
Script:  "Sue, I am soo excited!!! I have the chance to go on an overnight getaway and in order to qualify, I have to find 5 women to share the mary kay opportunity with!  I know you are not interested but if I could just have a 1/2 hour  out of your entire week next week, I will give you a free lipstick or lip gloss!  Your choice!   Will you help me?"
 
FYI - I plan to attend Pizza n' Makeovers on the 27th!  I have a personal guest coming out that night  Who do you know that might come out next Wednesday?  These guests can help you with your qualification for your getaway!!!
 
I can meet over lunch hours, or right after work!  Next week is completely free for me!  Go ahead & schedule sharing appointments on the spot!  Then let me know!
 
Remember...the ladies that are helping you qualify for your get away must be at least 18 years of age, current customers, potential customers, and would be someone that you would like to work with!
 
So, who would like to GET AWAY with me? 
 
If you want this, please let me know & I will help you complete it!  But you have to let me know you wish to participate so that I can help you reach it!!
 
Trust me.  Completing this challenge will be sooo worth it!
 
You can do it!
 

Undisclosed location?   Good Lord, RUN, RUN don't look back. 

Where could this be?  On the floor of her den, ala slumber party style?  At the local all you can eat buffet?   

And how long would you be forced to stay.  Ugh. This doesn't sound fun at all.

Even when I was really into MK, I never thought I had to " earn " the right to hang out with somebody.

Right, just what I want to do......bust my butt to complete 5 appts. where I'll probably spend more money on preparations, fuel, etc., rather than actually make money just so I can "win" a trip with my  
  (   )to an "undisclosed location" (probably the local mall) where I'll get to buy my own lunch, hear about her GREAT accomplishments and our "unit's" goals while warm chattering any woman between 18 and 80.

  bounce bounce bounce OH YEA, I'M SO THERE...........    (forgive my fowl gestures......just haven't gotten to use that one yet, pretty cool.......I could get used to it       )

Trapped. that really was graphic.  I think the message came across loud and clear   

those that show up go up
maybe they should define where up is?!?!

 Sick Sick Sick Sick Sick Sick Sick

Ginger, you are hilarious!!

Motel 6 is calling all kaybots!