NO ONE tried to warm chatter me!     And I looke SLAMMIN' too!     I know coz hubby said so!   bounce

But guess what?  While checking out at one of the stores the 2 young clerks were talking about "older" customers and mentioned the age 39 and chuckling I said, "hey girls, be careful about calling 39 old" and they laughed.  I wasn't offended it was just funny.  But then, the next thing out of this 22 year-old-at-the-most clerk's mouth was, "a Mary Kay lady tried to sell me some eye wrinkle cream!"  GIVE ME A BREAK!

Still bummed that no one warm chattered me coz I was all ready for 'em!

I would have warm chatted you in a heartbeat!  
My "helper" always said "go late in the evening, and get leads at Walmart"
Maybe you were just in the wrong place?  
Wait...you forgot the homeing call of the   -
you need to walk around and in a loud voice say over and over
"I need $15.00 lipstick...who has $15.00 lipstick.....does anyone have $15.00 lipstick?"
They will come out from their secret hiding places under the clothes racks and try to pull you into their den -
okay I give.......have a good day...hope you get "chatted" soon!

I was at a mall recently and in the middle is this kiosk that is selling treatments for your hands etc.  They are extremely pushy and I made a point of looking in the opposite direction when I passed them.  They are on both levels of the mall in different areas so it's hard to avoid these pesky people.  You cannot even go to another level to avoid them.  They said hey, would you be interested in our products?  I said, "no you people are just way too pushy," and kept on walking.  The poor girl had this bewildered look on her face and didn't know what to say.  They will literally hunt you down like prey.  The funny thing is that if MK were in the mall you'd have people doing the same exact thing.  I feel like that I am just like everyone else that wants to shop in peace and zone out. 

Me Either!!!!!   

Me either!  I must not be sharp enough *sigh*

Do I need new clothes on my avatar?  Maybe I'm smelly?  faint  Is that why no one warm stalks me? 

With the way things are now at the mall if someone ran up and grabbed my hand they'd be hearing bells!

  I can SOOOOO picture that!!!   Hey..when's the cruise??

"Hello, there, Ladies ! Isn't it a nasty day out there today ? GREAT! This cold weather just makes my skin so dry it's almost painful. Don't you agree ? GREAT ! Well, I have the most wonderful product that I use especially on days like this. And it's soooo GREAT! If you would just hold out your hands, I'll place a small amount for you to try. GREAT! Doesn't that feel just wonderful ?!?! GREAT! Allow me to introduce myself - I am   .
And I have other GREAT products that will make your face AND body feel just a soft and smooth.  I would just love for ya'll to try some of my other  GREAT products - free of charge, of course - and give me your opinion. Is there any reason why ya'll wouldn't do that for me? GREAT ! Here are the samples, a questionnaire for your opinion and a CD that I just know will be as life-changing for you as it was for me. GREAT!
 My Sales Director has taught me to be on the lookout for SHARP-looking women and you two caught my eye. GREAT! Now I can see that you ladies really take good care of yourselves. You both have a great sense of fashion and you both look like really sharp and savvy women. You look like women that I would just love to work with. And that's JUST GREAT!
Is there any reason why I couldn't borrow your faces? Ha, ha - yes, borrow your faces! You see, we are currently having a model search in this area and would just love for you both to be my models. All you have to do is come to my meeting, jump up and down with the rest of us, sign on the dotted line, give me your credit card for the rest of your natural life and that would be JUST GREAT!!! yada yada yada"

You have now both been warm chattered. Doesn't it feel GREAT!!  Awww - you don't have to thank me...it's been JUST GREAT!!