Okay... The crap went back to Dallas today, and this is the email I get...

I guess they need those orders, huh?
They have been sending at least 5 emails a week from MKC for the last month... Hmmm... Leave me alone!

Are you aware of the newest products from Mary Kay, Inc?
They're fabulous! And there are so many exciting things happening at Mary Kay - we'd love for you to be a part of it all!
We can see from our records that it has been a few months since you placed your last order, and your current status is now I2 (second month of "inactivity"). Of course, we understand that you still may have plenty of products on your shelves, and you are likely busy working your business. But we'd be remiss if we didn't remind you that the advantages of building your team - including earning personal team commissions - are available only to Consultants who have an "active"* status as an Independent Beauty Consultant. If you have team members, you are missing out on the 4 percent to 13 percent personal team commission you could earn on the wholesale Section 1 orders they place! So you can see that regaining your "active" status is especially important when you have team members. Also, if your Independent Beauty Consultant status reaches "T" (six months since your last minimum discounted order), you will lose your personal team members that you worked so hard to get.
You can retain your personal team members, take full advantage of the Mary Kay opportunity, stay on the Applause® magazine mailing list and regain your "active" status just by placing a minimum $200 wholesale Section 1 order now. Ordering is easy. Just click here to go to the Mary Kay InTouch® Web site. Or, you can call 1-800-828-9897.
If you have any questions, your Independent Sales Director will be glad to help. We look forward to hearing from you