LOL! I call those "bend-over" skirts, because you don't even have to take them off to, um,

, just bend over.
There was a report on 20/20 or Dateline or one of those about a year ago where they tested theater seats for germs and found bacterial vaginosis. The doc said it was from some girl wearing a too short skirt, and no panties, and spreading her infection to the seat. YUCK!!!!!
And about dresses, I hate dresses. Since I am anti-mk, anti-pantyhose, and anti-black/closed toe heels, dresses fall into that catagory of "MK" related clothing.
