carolinagrl
Trade Count:
( 0)
Lost in the Pink Fog
Karma: 2
 Offline
Posts: 13
Loving wife and mother
|
 |
« on: March 11, 2008, 07:21:52 PM » |
|
emails i'm getting.... is it just the women in my old unit/area who are constantly in a "tizzy"??? all the emails i get are just run-on sentence after run-on sentence and it's about to drive me insane!! here's a sample of the caos: (the sometimes triple spacing and such is ALL hers.)   HELLO SENSATIONAL CHAMPION UNIT MEMBERS!!!
HAVE JUST SEEN THE NEW FIGURES FOR TOP 10 UNITS IN
NORTH CAROLINA (that means the Director lives in that state -
not necessarily her unit members).
WE ARE SO FOCUSED ON BEING THE
#1 UNIT IN NORTH CAROLINA
AND....
AS OF 2/29 - 3/1......
WE HAVE MOVED UP TO #4!
CHAMPIONS, I AM REALLY PROUD OF YOUR GOOD WORK AND FOCUSED
ATTENTION TO YOUR BUSINESS.
Thank you for calling your customers - and especially for your DEVELOPING
BRAND NEW CUSTOMERS TO STRENGTHEN YOUR CUSTOMER BASE.
I do hope you have big goals to establish 100 customers - 200 - 300 and so
on.
I believe your diligence in this area will make you so happy and more in
love with
your business and your future.
I'm here for your coaching and mentoring or whatever needs you have!
LOVE YOU!
#4 UNIT IN NORTH CAROLINA.....
NOT HAPPY TIL WE ARE #1 - RIGHT!? |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
You can take the girl out of the south but you can't take the south out of the girl!!
|
|
|
|
Pink Lighthouse Lounge
|
|
« on: March 11, 2008, 07:21:52 PM » |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Sassy_C
The Goddess of Gross and a
Global Moderator
Trade Count:
( 3)
Karma: 408
 Online
Posts: 2806
Kids and renovations are my life!
|
 |
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2008, 10:29:41 PM » |
|
I feel your pain....however you could put your director on the "junk-e-mail" list and then you wouldn't have to read them! Or take great pleasure in deleting the e-mails yourself without opening them....this was very therapeutic for me!  Good Luck! |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Tam
Trade Count:
( 17)
Pink Fog? What's That?
Karma: 199
Offline
Posts: 1678
|
|
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2008, 06:27:02 PM » |
|
I got one today from the head of our "division" whatever you call it, her --  , something to the effect, "I've been watching you! I know you can be a star this quarter!" Yeah, right - I'm only 1200 out of "Star" range! Guess I'd been close the drapes cause she won't be seeing much anymore! |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
SSW
What up yo?
Trade Count:
( 1)
Pink Fog? What's That?
Karma: 199
Offline
Posts: 1806
My Little Punkin Head
|
|
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2008, 07:36:25 PM » |
|
I got one today from the head of our "division" whatever you call it, her -- , something to the effect, "I've been watching you! I know you can be a star this quarter!" Yeah, right - I'm only 1200 out of "Star" range! Guess I'd been close the drapes cause she won't be seeing much anymore! LOL! |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"Some people care 'bout what other people think, worry 'bout what they say. Let a little gossip coming from a loose lip ruin a perfect day. Sayin' 'bla bla bla' just jackin' their jaws, gotta let it roll off-a my back. I don't give a damn what other people think, what do ya think about that?" M. G.
|
|
|
rethinkingpink
Trade Count:
( 25)
Pink Fog? What's That?
Karma: 131
Online
Posts: 748
|
|
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2008, 04:00:04 AM » |
|
LOL I can think of so many smart-@$$ (but some are funny!) responses I would love to send as a reply to one of those shameless begging for orders emails! 1. "Dear ___(SD, NSD, recruiter, team leader), since I already have over $5,000.00 retail worth of MK sitting on my shelves that you promised would fly off my shelves in Christmas 2004, I hope you can understand my need to sell what I have first before ordering more. I think it's great that you can make commission off other people's orders - how very easy that is for you - just pressure others to spend their money and when they do, voila! free $$ for you, but right now I really need the money to buy food, gas, heating fuel, and medicine for my family's survival. I have followed your every formula to sell this stuff, people just don't want it. In fact my dog runs away when spray some of those synthetic Mk perfumes. I tried giving it away at my cost to recoup $ but women told me they wouldn't wear most of these colors if I gave it to them for free. Since I counted on having double the $ I orginally invested in this inventory by now, I am wondering if you will buy some of this product from me?" 2. Send her long ads for other cosmetics/skincare telling how great they are. 3. Send her invitations (tons!) to host a ___ (name an MLM) party for you so you can earn free stuff. These are fake, joke invitations of course, since you know she wouldn't take you up on it anyhow. Let her know you were afraid to invite some people, but not her, since she's been bold and fearless about asking you to buy things so she can get $ and free junk! 4. Go online to lots of other MLM sites and enter her email address under "Yes! Contact me to sign up today!" Hehe I'm a stinker today aren't I. I wouldn't really do those things but it's funny to imagine! |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Perfer et obdura; dolor hic tibi proderit olim - Ovid
It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass (1817-1895)
|
|
|
Julie
Slainte!
Old Timer
Trade Count:
( 0)
Karma: 236
Online
Posts: 1953
|
|
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2008, 04:01:24 PM » |
|
LOLLLLL I read this and imagined sending something like this to my boss or someone else at my hospital. They would call a psych consult on me right quick. If I GOT a letter like this from someone at work, I would be scared. I like RTP's idea of sending one back though. HELLO SENSATIONAL FORMER DIRECTO!!! HAVE JUST SEEN MY NEW CREDIT CARD BALANCE FOR MY MK VISA I AM SO FOCUSED ON PAYING THIS SUCKER OFF AND.... AS OF 5/15 I WILL BE DONE DONE DONE I AM REALLY PROUD OF MY DECISION AND FOCUSED ATTENTION TO MY FAMILY'S FINANCES. I do hope you have big goals to establish an awesome retirement fund and rock your children's tuition bills. I believe your diligence in this area will make you so happy and more in love with your checkbook and your future. HA! |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"Whatever side I take, I know well that I will be blamed." ~ Keith Richards "The more people I meet, the more I like my cat." |
|
|
carolinagrl
Trade Count:
( 0)
Lost in the Pink Fog
Karma: 2
Offline
Posts: 13
Loving wife and mother
|
|
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2008, 10:45:24 AM » |
|
 great responses!! this is the same EESSD that was my best buddy when I was going for DIQ...when it didn't happen, she barely spoke to me. at first it hurt my feelings, but then i realized she wasn't really my friend, but just a way to get HER to "national". She did't make it!!
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
You can take the girl out of the south but you can't take the south out of the girl!!
|
|
|
throwinguppink
Mary Kay BITES
Old Timer
Trade Count:
( 11)
Karma: 418
Offline
Posts: 2345
Itchy
|
|
« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2008, 11:38:56 AM » |
|
RTP and Julie... Gawd, y'all crack me up! That first one, RTP, is so freakin funny!!
I remember these dumb emails... Thank goodness that is over, BUT my old director and my old recruiter have both added me to their MK email lists, and their PCP lists!
So now I am getting the dumb catalog and the dumb corporate emails for customers... Yep, they are headed right for the junk folder.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Welcome to the Lighthouse!
|
|
|
Tam
Trade Count:
( 17)
Pink Fog? What's That?
Karma: 199
Offline
Posts: 1678
|
|
« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2008, 11:39:32 PM » |
|
I guess I need plywood for my windows - I got another one today! # of hours left, you can do it, blah, blah, blah  Gonna ask my neighbors if they've seen a pink caddy driving around with a with binoculars! |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Julie
Slainte!
Old Timer
Trade Count:
( 0)
Karma: 236
Online
Posts: 1953
|
|
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2008, 07:17:33 AM » |
|
That's just a sign of desperation. It sounds like she is fishing for orders from anyone who she has an email address for. The spam catcher and caller id are your friends!  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"Whatever side I take, I know well that I will be blamed." ~ Keith Richards "The more people I meet, the more I like my cat." |
|
|
zaid
Trade Count:
( 0)
Pink Fog? What's That?
Karma: 42
Offline
Posts: 499
|
|
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2008, 09:01:05 AM » |
|
LOLLLLL I read this and imagined sending something like this to my boss or someone else at my hospital. They would call a psych consult on me right quick. If I GOT a letter like this from someone at work, I would be scared. I like RTP's idea of sending one back though. HELLO SENSATIONAL FORMER DIRECTO!!! HAVE JUST SEEN MY NEW CREDIT CARD BALANCE FOR MY MK VISA I AM SO FOCUSED ON PAYING THIS SUCKER OFF AND.... AS OF 5/15 I WILL BE DONE DONE DONE I AM REALLY PROUD OF MY DECISION AND FOCUSED ATTENTION TO MY FAMILY'S FINANCES. I do hope you have big goals to establish an awesome retirement fund and rock your children's tuition bills. I believe your diligence in this area will make you so happy and more in love with your checkbook and your future. HA! This is a good one. I still get emails from my former director and unit members. Telling me that there are on their way to becoming a national area to be part of the history and so on  . When you are on your way of DIQ they just wont stop calling. But when you decide to drop out because your family finances are more important, they treat you like you are out of your mind |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Live, Laugh , Love
|
|
|
Carol
Trade Count:
( 2)
Pink Fog? What's That?
Karma: 285
Offline
Posts: 1868
Coolest clouds ever.
|
|
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2008, 06:06:54 PM » |
|
Wonderful, creative responses. Y'all are a hoot. I almost wish I was still in so I could use them. Well, not really.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
notbroke
Trade Count:
( 29)
Pink Fog? What's That?
Karma: 14
Offline
Posts: 160
|
|
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2008, 03:45:41 AM » |
|
I love the...adding my former ssd's email to the lists of the other MLM's!
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
