If Officer Bob doesn't leave us alone maybe we can sic Fluffy on him.
Oh wait a minute! Those are close toed pumps. I think Officer Bob is really a

in disguise. Sic em Fluffy, get em. Oh what a good doggie, bringing me back one of those ugly shoes.
Here's some karma Love and a rawhide chewie for you.

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|/\___> Man, that was hard, tried to make a closed toed shoe, so fluffy did his job!
<---------"Thanks, but the rawhide chewie was too big! Phew! I am a little guy!"