Lipstick -

I got one similiar to this and laughed til I cried!  LOVE # 15!   

What's that old saying, "out of the mouths of babes?"  And they seldom mis-quote you, matter of fact, they usually get it word - for - word!      

So true!  It is usually in church, at school, or your in-laws!!!   



Don't you just love to tell those stories about your parents?   They get all flustered and everybody gets to laughing and they finally give up trying to make excuses and join in the laughter! 

My cousin was visiting with her kid's (who get yelled at often) this was 3 yrs ago, and she, of course, got after the kids for ? and barked an order to  her 5 yr old daughter. 

The the 5 yr old replied, "Yes sir, Mommy sir!" 

Her daughter is now 8 but I still think of "Yes sir, Mommy sir!" whenever my cousin gets after her!  They have no military connections at all but it makes me think of little soldiers, snapping to attention!   

Lipstick, you must be in the 29.95 age range too, I remember antennas!
I just got this e-mail, " Why do we love children?"  I thought it fit right in...   I REALLY LIKE (2)!


 (1) NUDITY
 I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a  woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark  naked!  As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the  back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'


 ( 2) OPINIONS
 On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from
 his mother. The note read, 'The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.'


 ( 3) KETCHUP
 A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her
 struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone.  'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the  bottle.'


 ( 4) MORE NUDITY
 A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker
 room.  When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing  towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked,  'What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?'


 (5) POLICE # 1
 While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was
 interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my
 uniform, she asked, 'Are you a cop? Yes,' I answered and continued writing
 the report. My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police.
 Is that right?' 'Yes, that's right,' I told her. 'Well, then,' she said as
 she extended her foot toward me, 'would you please tie my shoe?'


 (6) POLICE # 2
 It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the
 station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking,
 and I saw a little boy staring in at me. 'Is that a dog you got back
 there?' he asked. 'It sure is,' I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the  back of the van ?  Finally he said, 'What did he do?'


 (7) ELDERLY
 While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly
 shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds.
 She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age,
 particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her
 staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself
 for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered,
 'The tooth fairy will never believe this!'


 (8) DRESS-UP
 A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her
 dad donning his tuxedo, she warned , 'Daddy, you shouldn't wear that
 suit.'   And why not, darling?'  You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.'


 (9) DEATH
 While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister
 heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt.
 Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin.
 Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small
 box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: 'Glory be unto the Father, and unto the Son, and
 into the hole he goes.' (I want this line used at my funeral!)

 (10) SCHOOL
 A little girl had just finished her first week of school. 'I'm just
 wasting my time,' she said to her mother. 'I can't read, I can't write,
 and they won't let me talk!'
 

11) BIBLE
 A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered
 through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He
 picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that
 had been pressed in between the pages.  'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out.  'What have you got there, dear?'  With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, 'I think  it's Adam's underwear!'


 

Lipstick  -

I can ONLY imagine!   I was helping with ? party in son's room (1st, or 2nd grade) getting drinks poured.  The teacher asked a little boy what he wanted to drink, juice or Milk were being offered be he answered, "I'll have a beer!"  Guess that's 1 good thing w/non-verbal child!  He doesn't tell on me but I'd be SO HAPPY if he did!   

He will (rarely) say ? but we are so not used to it that most of the time it's like, did he just say ?   But yeah, he's a smart one & a lot of people overlook the fact that HE understands what YOU say, HE just can't respond verbally.