A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a  genie. The amazed woman
asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope,  sorry,
three-wish genies are a storybook myth.  I'm a one-wish genie.
So...what'll it be?"
The woman did not hesitate.  She said, "I want peace in the
Middle East.
See this map?  I want these countries to stop fighting with each
other and I want  all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans
and vice-versa.  It will bring about world peace and harmony."

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable.
These countries have been at war for thousands of years.  I'm out
of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years... I'm
good but not THAT good!   I don't think it can be done. 
Make another wish and please be reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been
able find the right man.  You know - one that's considerate and
fun, likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is great in
bed, and  gets along with my family, doesn't  watch sports all the
time, and is faithful.  That is what I wish for...a good  man."

The genie let out a sigh and  said, "Let me see the map
again."

  (sorry ren and stampman)